Your vBulletin site sucks if...

**Soliloquy** · 08-25-2008, 08:40 PM

Inspired by Curtis and Caddy in the Quick Reply thread, here's a few "your vB site sucks" tips...

Your vB site sucks if it's got more ads then Times Square.
You know your vB site sucks if all your avatars are broken.
If your vB site is still using the default skin, your vB site just might suck.

**Caddyman** · 08-25-2008, 08:55 PM

your site might suck if it takes more then 30 seconds to load
your site might suck if it has 100 categories and 50 posts
your site might suck if who's online is broken or gone
your site might suck if it's better then Caddy's

**Cerberus** · 08-25-2008, 09:31 PM

Your site might suck if it crashes when more than 20 people are online

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**Caddyman** · 08-25-2008, 09:36 PM

your site might suck if your members threaten mutiny weekly
your site might suck if you enter vb.org BOTM and they laugh
your site might (does) suck if it runs on warez/nulled vBulletin

**Noodles** · 08-26-2008, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

if you require a click for "quick reply"

Amen brother!

**glennybee** · 08-26-2008, 08:15 AM

Your site might suck if you don't put members first.
Your site might suck if you have the floaty message that tells you you're not registered.
Your site might suck if you continually get emails from them notifying you of weekly updates.
Your site might suck if you have a news bot that takes up all the space in new posts.
Your site might suck if you have power crazy moiderators who like to ban.

**Brandon Sheley** · 08-26-2008, 05:01 PM

your site might suck if you use the default favoricon
you site might suck if you have "powered by vbulletin" in your titlebar

**magz** · 08-26-2008, 05:10 PM

Your site might suck if its like mine lol

( dont agree with that, im proud of it

)

**Soliloquy** · 08-26-2008, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caddyman

your site might suck if your members threaten mutiny weekly

Have they made you walk the plank yet?

**valdet** · 08-27-2008, 04:00 AM

your site might suck if you use no mods at all
your site might suck if you don't have youtube bbcode
your site might suck if you have 15 members and 10 moderators

best of all
your site might suck if you don't hire me to do some work

**Soliloquy** · 08-27-2008, 10:13 AM

Your site might suck if no one's talking... (I'm guilty of this on a few sites unfortunately!)

**Brandon Sheley** · 08-30-2008, 09:16 PM

if you steal your content off other successful sites

**Big Dan** · 08-31-2008, 12:49 AM

Your vB site sucks if you remove core features that make the site harder to navigate for diehard vBulletin forum surfers.

**Caddyman** · 09-05-2008, 05:44 AM

your site might suck if you have it all setup, looking good, ready for people, posts in sections, and send a email to over 2000 people and get 1 sign up

**Soliloquy** · 09-05-2008, 09:28 AM

Your site sucks if there are flame wars erupting in every thread. (Unless yours is a debate site, of course)

**Caddyman** · 09-05-2008, 05:48 PM

eh, i visit one site that is nothing but flaming and it started as a cell phone site, i love it!!!

which brings me to my next gripe

your site might suck if you are still on vb3.5.4

**Soliloquy** · 09-05-2008, 09:36 PM

Your vBulletin site sucks if any of your graphics are broken

**Caddyman** · 09-06-2008, 05:34 AM

your site might suck if it has spyware or malware on it and you didnt even know.

**valdet** · 09-07-2008, 10:18 AM

your site might "suck a little" if Posting Rules are still visible.

**ArnyVee** · 09-07-2008, 10:29 AM

Your vBulletin site sucks if...

...your header/logo doesn't stretch the length of your forum's width.
...you can't figure out what your members really want from you.
...your forum homepage has more advertising than threads.

**Soliloquy** · 09-07-2008, 11:04 AM

Your site sucks if you take away PM storage space and the members burn a plush Mickey Mouse in protest.

**Caddyman** · 09-07-2008, 06:39 PM

ROFL! i need that, i had a great time watching the philly teams win adn now we are down to the mutts in the 2nd game of this doubleheader

your sports vb forum sucks if you have lots of thing happen on topic and no posts about it.

**Soliloquy** · 09-07-2008, 09:15 PM

Your Google mojo sucks if the spider only visits twice in one day! (Sorry Arny, no offense.)

**Caddyman** · 09-08-2008, 04:20 AM

ooo low blow!!

you vb site might suck if you enter vb.org BOTM and get no "seconds"....

**Soliloquy** · 09-08-2008, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArnyVee

Your vBulletin site sucks if...

...your header/logo doesn't stretch the length of your forum's width.

had to fix that yesterday myself

Your vBulletin site sucks if you can't get it set up and let the domain lapse!

**Caddyman** · 09-08-2008, 12:42 PM

you're vbulletin site sucks if you still have the session id in the urls...

**Soliloquy** · 09-08-2008, 01:10 PM

I'd better check on that, I don't even know! Eek

**Caddyman** · 09-08-2008, 01:17 PM

lol, your vbulletin site might suck if members are baling on you to join a phpbb competitor...

**magz** · 09-08-2008, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArnyVee

Your vBulletin site sucks if...

...your header/logo doesn't stretch the length of your forum's width.

Uh, mine sucks big time lol

Now if only i could figure how to get it right... hmmm

Anyone ?

**Caddyman** · 09-08-2008, 07:56 PM

somehow your forum is fluid and your header is fixed so if you make your screen just the right widths it is perfect....lol

who made the skin, have you edited the header other then just the logo?

and why is your forum in a folder called arcade?