1.. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2.. A day without sunshine is like, night.

3.. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4.. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

5.. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6.. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

7.. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

8.. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted,
then used against you.

9.. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

10.. Honk if you love and quiet.

11.. Remember half the people you know are below average.

12.. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

13.. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.

14.. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

15.. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

16.. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

17.. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

18.. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

19.. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

20.. I intend to live forever -- so far so good.

21.. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.

22.. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

23.. Mind like a steel trap -- rusty and illegal in 37 states.

24.. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

25.. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

26.. Support bacteria -- they're the only culture some people have.

27.. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going
the wrong way.

28.. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

29.. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

30.. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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A Blonde's Year in Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming ompetition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

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I have plenty of talent and vision - I just don't give a damn

lol.. some good ones, thanks

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