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Story - Conclusion
The story has finished and thanks to Lee, we have the full story all here.
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Once a time, long... long... looooong time ago, maybe this weekend, or maybe the next weekend. My cat decided to purchase a potato on reasons that he would be able to turn into a flying cow which, would be able to play the guitar and destroy all humans but the cat accidentally fell into a pond, and dropped his potato so he went bezerk and killed himself in an act of subconscious and thought, and was then immortalized as god, the god of all toenail clipping, his job was too destroy everyone with them but soon he stoped because he realized that he has toenails himself, so he magically put himself into the Shrek 2 movie as Puss in Boots. Unfortunatly, his voice stayed the same and still talked in his german accent, so donkey and Yoda went on holiday. But donkey had to take the role of Puss in Boots, and call himself Donkey in Boots though he stole a pair of cowboy boots from a traveler which made him look Like a cow. Back home, his mum was worried sick so decided to send over some supplies, and socks for Donkey who put them on and shared the supplies with Yoda whilst his body Morphed into a stallion, days past with the popularity of his adoring fans though all they adored were his balls, donkey then reconised this and put some jeans onto hide them and stared at his boots as he saw Shrek looking at them and asking "Why are you wearing jeans, I like you balls!, so take them offf Doooonkiieeeeeee.." Donkey then replied: "I'm keeping my boots on though" and he took off the jeans and began to spit shine his boots. His boots then became good as new, and he carried on walking.. Later on that day Donkey ate a 'Magic mushroom' witch made him transport to Shrek's room where he found Shrek pulling on a pair of boots whilst also being naked like Donkey who then stuck a hand on Shrek's shoulder and asked "What are you doing, Shrek?" Shrek Replyed: I'm going to a fancy dress party.. Donkey said: what are you going as? Shrek replied "A naked cowboy, but I'm too fat and no one will go with me",then in an instance the room lit up and Shrek's fat turned to muscle and Donkey was very happy to say, You look like wayne roooney! I WANT TO GO WITH YOU NOW! Shreks face turned Red as he said: "Thanks" in which they then heard a loud snore come from under the bed, where they found a huge tiger in boots which actually was Puss in Boots but he was transformed, so Donkey grabbed Puss's left Testical, and ripped it out the bag. Puss in boots was still sleeping, so Donkey ate the testical and transormed into dust, along with Shrek and Puss. The end. |
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